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Emoji won't be a viable replacement for 2000s forum smileys until we get a "banging head against brick wall" emoji

Ah yes, the three genders

#AppleII #retrocomputing

The last time Microsoft made transferring files and settings from an old PC to a new PC easy was when both PCs ran Windows XP. Since then, it's been either inconvenient, inconsistent, or impossible.

Have you seen this new application? It's written in N. It literally uses Cerium. It's on Squernix with Wine. It's literally written with Zark. You can probably install it with Woo. Dude it's built on Birdnest. It's a Garkle exclusive. It's for Borp. You can run it on Borp. You can boot up Borp and run it. Log onto Borp right now. Switch to Borp. Dive into Borp. You can Borp it. It runs on Borp. Borp runs it for you. Borp runs it for you.

@esm it has a gump dependency. you have to downgrade twiffle to use it. it literally just needs a ringnop install. you can run it if you have ropble. it requires jonkdom. your borp is out of date. you need to upgrade borp. upgrade to borp now. upgrade to borp now.

we are sunsetting borp activities

My top bucket list pipe dream was to one day lead an all-female Devo cover band called "We Are Not Men"

twatter was never "the global town square" except in the eyes of the journalists who were suckered in with the little "i'm special" ticks and stayed there because it was easy to search around and cut down on legwork for outrage of the day stories and the reason this place will not ever have that reputation is because the media won't get either of those benefits and aren't we just all fine with that

In conclusion: treat everyone and everything with a baseline of dignity and respect. Cultivate a theory of self that applies to things that aren’t you, and that aren’t in service to your immediate impulses, exuberance, or desires. And if you can’t do that, don’t be surprised if you get wounded.

Hell, cross out “trans” or “were-creature”, and sub in any other minority or non-human / trans-human type you can imagine. If i was an android or a robot and anyone other than my Owner tried to stick their hands in my chassis i would crush their skull like a hydraulic press.

#programming #shitpost

Recommendations wanted

What's the current state-of-the-art JS minifier?

Search engines mostly only show me "online" minifier tools, I need a program I can run on my own computer.

I've come across one that expects me to "add this line to composer.json". Is that a PHP thing? and another one called minify that is packaged in npm and convenient to install but completely breaks my javascript file by making unsound transformations on the code.

I need something that is easy to install, and that doesn't semantically destroy my code (which should be an obvious requirement).

Happy Friday! #ditherinator