Temia @pettancow@computerfairi.es

@troubleMoney This is a good label. lots of birbs. 11/10

Minotaur facts 15: Anyone who tries to sow doubt of the validity of these minotaur facts bears a familial connection to Theseus, infamous minotaur racist and all-around jerk. Do not listen to their lies.

@troubleMoney Frankly I'd be scared of cancer cells that DIDN'T react to napalm. Then again, I don't live on the set of Akira so the odds of running into those are pretty slim.

Minotaur facts 14: You know the minotaurs up in Abalathia's Spine? They may look dangerous, but they're soft and huggable! Don't let the aggressive icon sway you!

HOW THE HECK DO I GET STATIC SHOCKS FROM WET CLOTHES ASJLDGFHLG

Minotaur facts 13: Minotaurs are of a like mind with all of civilization that static electricity is bullshit. Ow. Heck. WHY IS EVERYTHING ZAPPING ME

I want to nap but I've got laundry going.

@Mrfroglegs

Minotaur facts 12: [this fact is currently unavailable due to technical difficulties. Please try again later.]

Minotaur fact 11: Where most hardcore people would turn a knob to 11 and yank the knob off, hardcore minotaurs will turn it to 12 and break the varistor or potentiometer inside the casing.

Minotaur facts 10: The belief that they can only subsist on people is patently false. They are happily omnivorous and enjoy the occasional salad with their human sacrifice.

Minotaur facts 9: Corollary to there being minotaurs of various ungulates, they make fast friends with other unguligrade fantastic folk, including satyrs!

@tahajin @KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social @EGKangaroo BRB curling up and crying myself to sleep

@drifter@berries.space mood, with fairies

@mxsiege@octodon.social This is a brilliant idea and I should start doing that too

@legendaryjoeb No, no, Faepril is still a month out.