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mh, - 

I've long thought that the length of my beard is proportional to how unwell I am. I think there are two reasons.
1) I don't cut my beard when I'm stressed
2) When I got a beard... well, hello dysphoria!

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@mavica 🙋‍♀️

I've never really understood that stuff...
I [i]tried[/i] to install postgresql once... 🐘 :blobcatknife:

Support 

My mum sent this to me at school and I cried in front of my friends redd.it/d5umby

food 

There is a shortage on oat milk in Sweden now. No coffee with milk for me. 😭 🚫 ☕

Ok, now I can go to bed... 😪 💤 ✨
G'night y'all! 💖 ✨

The satisfaction when the account balance matches up after importing transactions. 😊 💖 ✨ 💸 :blobeyes:

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@Camas@girlcock.club No judgement intended. I was only judging myself.

I seriously should be in bed right now, and a part of me is telling me to go to to bed by posting stuff here.

Girl,,,, Y are you doing accounting at 00:32 in the morning?!?!? :blobcatheart:

@root

> sudo dnf install memories
No match for argument: memories
Error: Unable to find a match: memories

:blobsleepless:

@root [the "this is fine" dog, except his necktie is caught in an industrial trash compactor conveyor belt]

@root I think there is a command for that...
uh... hmmm... :blobthinking:

imagenet roulette, selfie 

@mavica I also did the thing and it told me I was a beard?!?

[i][b]beard[/b]: a person who diverts suspicion from someone (especially a woman who accompanies a male homosexual in order to conceal his homosexuality)

person, individual, someone, somebody, mortal, soul > beard
[/i]

@Bruzer@snouts.online Chaotic Neutral: StairMattress (TM)

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