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tfw you walk into a bar and they have a vending machine that sells the perfect earrings for u

On the twelfth day of Plantain, the DM gave to me
Twelve dozen fish-men
Eleven groups of townsfolk
Ten gnolls with swords
Nine buildings destroyed
Eight fleeing galleons
Seven PCs flailing
Six dead NPCs
Five spiky rings
Four falling rocks
Three familiars
Two fell artifacts
And a Kenku in a palm tree

:dnd: @TheShyIon @Crash

How is he using sonic waves to scan a /space station/?

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Same with trans people redd.it/cxwymb

nsfw, description of masturbation, positive, :boost_ok: 

I used my new vibrator for the first time. Never used one before. Damn it had some good vibrations. 😍

I've never come like this before. At the end my breathing became uncontrollable and rapid, and my dick was convulsing. 😊 πŸ’– ✨

Chatting with a bot 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth What is the meaning of life?

The real personality quiz is the friends we made along the way

kingender - both a kin gender and a king ender

nsfw, description of masturbation, positive, :boost_ok: 

I used my new vibrator for the first time. Never used one before. Damn it had some good vibrations. 😍

I've never come like this before. At the end my breathing became uncontrollable and rapid, and my dick was convulsing. 😊 πŸ’– ✨

asking for help.. boosts pls 

basically if you can help me recoup the loss I would really really appreciate it. I can't afford to buy the $165 code without returning the first book but I need access by tuesday the 3rd in order to get online homework done on time.

anything helps β™₯️
paypal.me/rigatonimonster
@Neeners02 on venmo

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Boost this status and I'll tell you what Sonic stage you are.

broke: coming out of the closet
woke: Containment Breach

White Nationalism, Canada 

This one's rich. A new white nationalist party who wants to run in the upcoming federal election submitted paperwork including names and addresses of 250 supporters. Only trouble is, once they submitted they realized that Elections Canada is now required to make that list public, and they REALLY don't want people to know who's supporting white nationalism. So it's panic time in Nazi Town.

cbc.ca/news/politics/canadian-

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