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"but what about serial killers?" is such a bad argument against prison and police abolition.

If you're dealing with serial killers, the last thing you want to do is give them a shit-ton of weapons and a badge that gives them immunity from consequences, but here we are

The Queer Types of Mastodon, an Incomplete List 

1. Guilty Transmasc
2. Tech Transbian
3. Tumblr Teenager
4. Obvious Egg
5. Cis Bi Woman with Cishet Boyfriend
6. Bearded Bi Guy
7. Micro-Orientation Collector
8. Oppressed Macho Man
9. Enby on a Journey of Self-Discovery
10. Pretentious Homo
11. Transmasc with Cishet Boyfriend
12. Transfem Catgirl
13. Enby Shitposter
14. Megastar Transfem
15. Very Sweet But Don't Cross Her
16. Beleaguered Admin

the one good thing about discord is that between being able to label arbitrary applications as 'games' and the new livestreaming feature

i can finally livestream gender

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Presenting as your gender is not mandatory. (Tweeted by me) redd.it/cym3ag

Defrosting my freezer is weirdly satisfying. 😊 ✨

All the ice melting, falling off in small chunks, hitting the metal grating below, making music. 🎡 🎢

Small pools of water forming, inching closer to the edge, held back only by surface tension, then it bursts, a small stream running over the edge. 😍 ❄️ πŸ”œ πŸ’§ ✨

I need to take a break from social-media today. I feel stuck.

tfw you walk into a bar and they have a vending machine that sells the perfect earrings for u

On the twelfth day of Plantain, the DM gave to me
Twelve dozen fish-men
Eleven groups of townsfolk
Ten gnolls with swords
Nine buildings destroyed
Eight fleeing galleons
Seven PCs flailing
Six dead NPCs
Five spiky rings
Four falling rocks
Three familiars
Two fell artifacts
And a Kenku in a palm tree

:dnd: @TheShyIon @Crash

How is he using sonic waves to scan a /space station/?

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Same with trans people redd.it/cxwymb

nsfw, description of masturbation, positive, :boost_ok: 

I used my new vibrator for the first time. Never used one before. Damn it had some good vibrations. 😍

I've never come like this before. At the end my breathing became uncontrollable and rapid, and my dick was convulsing. 😊 πŸ’– ✨

Chatting with a bot 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth What is the meaning of life?

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!