The Queer Types of Mastodon, an Incomplete List
1. Guilty Transmasc
2. Tech Transbian
3. Tumblr Teenager
4. Obvious Egg
5. Cis Bi Woman with Cishet Boyfriend
6. Bearded Bi Guy
7. Micro-Orientation Collector
8. Oppressed Macho Man
9. Enby on a Journey of Self-Discovery
10. Pretentious Homo
11. Transmasc with Cishet Boyfriend
12. Transfem Catgirl
13. Enby Shitposter
14. Megastar Transfem
15. Very Sweet But Don't Cross Her
16. Beleaguered Admin
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Presenting as your gender is not mandatory. (Tweeted by me) https://redd.it/cym3ag
Defrosting my freezer is weirdly satisfying. π β¨
All the ice melting, falling off in small chunks, hitting the metal grating below, making music. π΅ πΆ
Small pools of water forming, inching closer to the edge, held back only by surface tension, then it bursts, a small stream running over the edge. π βοΈ π π§ β¨
On the twelfth day of Plantain, the DM gave to me
Twelve dozen fish-men
Eleven groups of townsfolk
Ten gnolls with swords
Nine buildings destroyed
Eight fleeing galleons
Seven PCs flailing
Six dead NPCs
Five spiky rings
Four falling rocks
Three familiars
Two fell artifacts
And a Kenku in a palm tree
Trans woman, bisexual, someone's fiancΓ©e, forever a programmer, poly, and former total mess