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gods, i'm so glad i have all this obscure historical knowledge. because somehow i have uses for it like every fraggin day bc people out there keep making the mistake of misrepresenting historical groups and/or events in my general vicinity

Status icons I use in my display name:

πŸ”΅ doin good ayyyyyy

βšͺ hanging in there but maybe say a nice thing if you have the energy

πŸ”΄ doin real bad please be nice and give me space if i ask

πŸ†˜ having a crash please be nice and/or assist if you're up for it

Shamelessly stolen from:
snouts.online/@Kat/10263661093

Support 

When you bring your cishet friend to Pride for the first time and he’s trying to be supportive. redd.it/db8trp

I think I've been napping for 5-6 hours today. 😴

botchat 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth Do you ever get sick?

Microsoft has removed the ability to create an offline account on new Windows 10 installs unless your PC is offline. Disconnect your network / modem before installing Windows 10.

Another option is to keep trying to create the MS account with a fake phone number until it gives up and lets you create a local offline account.

Bonus tip - if you don't want to set security questions when creating an offline account: create one without a password and then set the password via the control panel after logging in.

Not The Anthropocene Reviewed - Cheat codes & imposter syndrome
by Not John Green (T B Skyen)
youtube.com/watch?v=h422iEQAJn

YouTube Music has some oddly specific curated playlists. For example: "Swedish singer-songwriters: The happy version" πŸ˜‰

lewd, kink 

Ok, I'm gonna skip tinder...

Hello, darkside.se! Anyone wanna spank me?

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lewd 

I'm gonna download all the dating apps right now... This is a good idea. πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸ‘

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lewd, alc 

I'm so horny right now. Dancing drunk around the room in my pretty dress, not wearing any panties. πŸ˜‰ πŸ’– ✨

rom-com feelings 

tfw, watching a rom-com and feeling attracted to both the main characters.

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alc, food 

Done cooking. Time to watch a sappy rom-com. πŸ’–

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alc, food 

Cooking food while having had two glasses of wine on an empty stomach is dangerously fun. 🍷 πŸ’– ✨

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