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"How do I name the function that rounds to an integer closest to a given float?"
Most languages: "I think `round` is a good name for this"
C, distractedly, tangled in red yarn and wearing a tinfoil hat: "lrint. Definitely lrint"

One of the bad signs is that I'm writing my static site generator in shell script.

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One of the good signs this time around is that I'm actually interested in writing blog posts, and not just making a half-baked attempt at a static site generator before realizing that I don't have anything to write about.

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Working on a making a blog, which means this is the third time I try to make a static site generator

You see, I have this affliction that means I just can't use existing blog software, I have to make my own. I hope I finish before my motivation runs out like every other time or I may be doomed to do this again and again like Sisyphus.

Found a map that contains a smaller version of itself, recursively, two levels deep 😍

What rest becomes when you get chronic illness 

Becoming chronically ill means you have to totally redefine what rest is.

Before, rest could mean chilling, binge watching my favourite series, and playing video games.

Now rest can mean sleeping for 14 hours. When awake, forcing myself not to think much. No reading, no watching, no lights. Eat bland food. Be in the dark, and be extremely bored.

I luckily have recovered enough that I don't need this type of rest too often. But in early burnout it was daily. I can't express how difficult it is to have ADHD and purposefully try not to think. I was excruciatingly bored and understimulated. But I had to rest. It sucked. I got the smallest taste of what severe ME/CFS can be like. I take fatigue very seriously now. Fatigue goes so much deeper. The fatigue I knew before was the kiddy pool.

Don't get chronic fatigue, folks. It's not fun.

#neisvoid #chronicIllness #chronicFatigue #burnout #adhd #Neurodiversity #neurodivergent

Oh I'm sorry you wanted *less* cable spaghetti? i swear you said you wanted *more*. I even bought a new roll of ESD tape to wrangle it all.

Got the baseT test fixture cabled up so I can troubleshoot g13's link issues after work, but didn't have time to collect any data yet.

If you haven't seen it before, this is a handy dandy little gizmo consisting of two RJ45 jacks connected back to back by dual directional couplers.

This gives me 16 SMA outputs with 10 dB attenuated views of each of the 8 wires in the twisted pair cable, seen from both directions. I'm using an 8 channel PicoScope 6824E to look at all 8 lines coming out of the DP83867, ignoring the inbound data from the other side.

Since it seems #Google has decided to uni-laterally force through their new anti-#adblock #DRM euphemistically named "Web environment integrity", I decided to add a little bit of code to my website that blanks out the page and displays a protest message with a link to the firefox download page when you visit it from a browser with this DRM feature. Here's the source inside one toot, feel free to copy and put it at the end of your website's <body> before the closing tag:

wrote a long post about steven universe: what it means, how people criticize it, and why i think it's a mature and essential work of queer art

cohost.org/sarahzedig/post/215

ok, i put up the pride/nd lilies on github! feel free to use! :verified_rainbow:

i've provided both SVGs and PNGs :sparkling:

github.com/maddievision/pridel

Truths programmers don't want to know 

Actually, genuinely caring about people will make you a far better programmer than any possible pile of degrees, certifications, prizes, or portfolio pieces ever could.

dog c starts like

int main (int arfc, char* arfv[])

Singletons in programming are just globals with extra steps

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