FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

i just made baklava but lemon, and it was definitely a success

never bring a knife technical solution to gun fight social problem

Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.

That Mercedes was once considered a good-size family saloon for many years. Now it looks puny next to other modern cars, even ones considered compact by today's standards…

"warning touching this machine might make you...gay :3"

"this machine makes you a lesbian, touch at your own discretion."

"this machine alters you in ways we don't know, know this, if you choose to touch it"

"umm this machine kindamakes you transgener we don know why tho :neocat_confused:"

you're in her dms im on her floor beeping

☀️ Artist: #DavidZinn in City: #AnnArbor USA 🇺🇸 08/2024 - Title:
🔴 "Nadine and the Two-Ladybug
Walk." 🐞🐭🐞
🟡 "Nadine und der Spaziergang mit
zwei Marienkäfer."
#StreetArt #Art #Chalkart #Artist #SidewalkChalk #3DArt #Mouse #Ladybug #Walkies

saw a midi keyboard sticking out a dumpster today, this has to be a sign for me to get back into making music 🙏

okay but what if ELF had a feature where a particular executable page would get mapped from a different offset in the file depending on CPU flags, so you could do CPU capability dispatch with literally zero runtime cost by just having several versions of the same page with different versions of the same function at the same mapped address

#OnThisDay, 24 Aug 1896, an unknown woman cyclist has a beer at the bar in New Jersey - making headlines in the New York Times.

Chapeau!

#WomenInHistory #OTD #History #WomensHistory #Cycling #AmericanHistory #Histodons

i'm the only true transgender woman in the internet because i have equal hatred for all of the programming languages, makig me purer than all of you

the internet is a tool made with the express purpose of transgender women no-true-scotsmanning each other about programming languages allegiances and the type of socks you wear

oh my fucking god. so i was having a problem when i enabled optimizations when compiling the doom port. memcpy ended up overwriting itself. so i looked into what was happening, and apparently memcpy just kept calling itself over and over. the reason? i was compiling my own version of memcpy, because i wasn't using the standard library, but i also didn't use the "-ffreestanding" flag, so gcc assumed i *did* have the standard library. so gcc, in its infinite wisdom, turned memcpy into another call to memcpy, resulting in a stack overflow.

Not to forget this little nugget typeset in some shady military stencil font.