salith @salith@computerfairi.es

Signs you have carpenter ants

1. keep finding tiny tools
2. city sends a very tiny permit to affix to baseboard
3. try to move a book and are told “keep this entrance clear, ma’am” because of the “cement delivery coming later”
4. Your dish rack is dismantled “because it’ll be cheaper to rebuild from scratch”
5. no room on the dresser due to like 85 tiny pickups illegally parked there
6. husband keeps hearing high pitched wolf whistles when exiting shower

(my new drawing for this PSA)

"Maria and Peter are students and meet up for a late dinner. Peter asks Maria whether Tom is at the party that they intend to go to after dinner. Maria answers that Tom is at the party. After all, Tom had told her that he would be at the party. When they arrive at the party, it turns out that Tom had changed his plans, and is not at the party. Was Maria's answer true or false?"

#truth #philosophy #cognition

(please spread for visibility, I would like this to be as wide as possible)

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I put the cry out to mastodon again: Are you an #artist who wants to draw werewolf redneck bootleggers looking smug in their arrest photos. For money. For a card game.

progress

> Over 8 million Thermos jars and bottles recalled after 3 people suffer 'permanent vision loss'
https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/living/story/8-million-thermos-jars-bottles-recalled-after-3-132568152

From the headline I thought it was some kind of metal poisoning or other contamination issue. Hell no. The damn thing basically is a loaded cannon waiting to shoot it's lid on your fucking face.

If you got one of these, get rid of it now.

#PSA #FYI #Thermos #ProductRecall 🚨

Great idea for a sign. Instead of ____ , try _____ from the library!
#libraries

I found the gender fluid

@PetraPhoenix old meme but it's silly and it always makes me chuckle

I’m still looking for new clients (or FT/PT positions) following my two main ones ending projects at the end of the month.

If anyone needs any editing, proofreading, or writing work in the interim, please let me know. I also have experience in project management, marketing, and business development

I can work across most sectors but most recently fintech, entertainment, sports, and travel

I’m based in the EU (Germany), but can work remotely for global clients too

#GetFediHired

There is no Notepad++ for any Mac, but a vibe-coded port and its sloperator "author" want you to believe otherwise.

Ars Technica, "'Notepad++ for Mac' release is disavowed by the creator of the original": https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/05/unofficial-vibe-coded-notepad-for-mac-draws-objections-from-original-author/

A great line of defense against AI slop: crediting artists.

Folks, if you're going to have a third-party antivirus/security program on your PC, then please keep it up to date. If you decide to let the subscription lapse, then uninstall it.

With an expired subscription, security/antivirus programs are so much worse than useless. It refuses to work AND prevents the built-in Windows Defender from working.

This PSA is brought to you by a McAfee trial that expired 400 days ago.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/

the manifest dropped and peeps. listen. i don't think america is for long. this to me shows that regular ordinary people are now fed up with trump's shit and it's more of a question of time if he's gonna get killed or otherwise dealt with than otherwise

I couldn't stop thinking about this so I had to make it and share it

techbros: “it’s not our fault that there are no women in tech, there’s nothing wrong with all the dick jokes, they should learn to be fine with those.”

trans women: (show up with their own, much better dick jokes.)

techbros: “not like that.”

/erin

calling my zune sync software Titanic (it syncs, it was dead in the water)