Scarly the Raven @scarly@computerfairi.es

there are few things that i imagine can make someone more cantankerous than constantly feeling like you have nails being hammered into your body in various places

i try my best to not be an asshole, and i don't make apologies when i fall short. with that said, i wish there was a button i could push to share my agony with others sometimes to create some kind of forced empathy for the shit that i have to deal with.

i appreciate it when @Chel reads spam out loud to me

no, really i do; honestly. there's nothing like a dramatic reading of scam emails to really bring joy to a dreary day tbh

find you a girl that appreciates Vivaldi's Four Seasons

@AudreyJune OMG

SAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEE

@AudreyJune for the record, i absolutely love Vivaldi's Four Seasons

if you want something with stronger violin play and a slightly darker vibe, check out the variant composed by Max Richter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oYWfJuMGMA

it's so beautiful tbh ; _ ;

@boisdevache@guineapig.party i absolutely do not like clowns

@cheyenne im down for this technicality

@cute@deadinsi.de come to portland, we have cookies

(actually, i'm not there yet but will be)

@pronatedwrists@yiff.life yes

i am a crow and i vouch for this

someone should create a spoon bank for those of us in need of silverware

@VariantVyr

> actually SharePoint

i just literally died with laughter, you are now interacting with a ghost tbh