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Real staring at your girlfriend’s face hours, who’s up?

nothing against straight people, but could they like not do that around me? they might turn my kid straight

the scent of lavender. wings spread wide. a single eye. leaves of gold.

using mastodon feels like using windows

it's a major pain in the ass to change anything but the simplest things about it, it runs terribly, and there's so many basic features that pleroma has that are just missing, and everyone sees that as pleroma being different and not mastodon being limited

@Chel I know he gets off on captaining a starship but that's taking the biscuit. :blobastonished:

misread captain kirk as captain kink just now

half of the fun in the fediverse is watching others flirt

the symptoms for post concussive syndrome line up pretty good with the symptoms for an actual concussion

my guess is that post concussive syndrome is the "good enough to perform capitalist labor" general catch-all label for the purposes of employers

what they don't tell you is that you'll actually still feel terrible and probably be in some measure of suffering

@scarly
Hmmm, if only a beared German man had told them all capitalism is inherently bound to destroy itself due to fundimental contradictions

i need to get a functional brain again so that i can do the things that i want to do

concussions are extremely unfortunate

i will have better appreciation for the level of functionality that i at least used to have

today has been movies, anime, and decidedly unhealthy food

for the life of me, i don't understand anarchocapitalists

yes, sure, let's... tear it all apart... so we can do the same damn thing. brilliant! why didn't i think of that?

anarchy and capitalism are mutually incompatible

Haibane Renmei is one of those shows that just stuck with me the moment I started watching it ages back tbh

callout post, drama 

i hate to do this but honestly the shit i have been seeing on the tl and hearing about from my friends has got me seriously pissed off. y'all heard about this hot new mode of production, goes by the handle "capitalism"? yeah well it's not your new fave shade queen. capitalism is racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic, and i have the receipts to prove it

Fate/Stay Night would be 10x better if you killed off Shirou at the beginning and made Rin the protagonist alongside Archer and Saber

Change my mind (good lick)

Hot take: post-apocalyptic fiction is so popular because people desperately want to live lives that aren't yoked by capitalism, but are unable to even conceive of such a thing happening without the world ending first

you, refined and erudite: "look at that pretty bouquet!"💐

me, crass and legally forbidden from speaking french: "ay, check out that romance salad!"💐

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