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people that don't like kirby are not to be trusted tbh. like it doesn't matter if u've ever played a kirby game or not, if u can look at kirby and say u don't like him, ur Objectively Wrong and also can't be trusted

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The year is 2043. An old man who lived the life of a ninety’s child, finds himself as a survivor of the apocalypse. He’s all alone, except for his companion. The newest and smartest Siri.
#writingprompts #writing

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no way people are still gonna be using regular guns 500 years in the future

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every time I look at the federated timeline I find more cool people to follow

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The paradox of productivity in 2018 is even if you're writing a quantum tech article whilst simultaneously dogwalking, podcasting your fourth Ph. D, & inventing the next revolutionary drudge-work-automating app (that will be consumed by a tech giant), you'll always be making not-enough per hour for a dignified existence.

No amount of neurohack pills, 180-hour crunches and AI assistants will ever free us, because neofeudal capitalism will consume all abundance.

The wheel must break.

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Why do people always think glasses make you look smart? You have to fail an exam to get them.

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ok Im going to take a shower and then edit the rest of these but first here's a nice puppy I saw

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the power went out five times yesterday and it went out just now >:( what the heck is going on...?!

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i almost don't want to reload the page so that i can keep the party hat forever... ah well, a screencap will have to do :p

With the Power of Webhooks, No One Can Stop My Son Cutebot Dot Text

i just learned how to make and use webhooks and now i am unstoppable

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@squirrel I bookmarked this site for that purpose: txtn.us/text-fullwidth
If I'm feeling too lazy to open the bookmark, I also edited the bookmark description to have the alphabet in full-width, but I wouldn't recommend *that* to others :V

@squirrel Fellow web designer here agreeing with you. In my experience, JS isn't so great for mobile platforms, not to mention those who might disable it on any device to improve loading times and security. Bells and whistles don't always make things better; oftentimes they just bloat the page size and make it a slower load. If your website(/game/app/etc) doesn't display properly for most -- if not all -- users, that's bad coding.

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