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Drink some more water. When was the last time you filled your cup?

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hey everyone, please note your pronouns in your profile
p.s. hey please listen to trans people when we ask you to do things to help us out, and consider what your mild objection means

dozing off. again. gg circadian rhythm. gg.

in other news... gonna sleep! stay fab, everyone.

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bathroom humor 

john gender killed my goldfish and pissed on my garden, -2/10 bad service

i've played flight rising for 3.5 years now and tbh i'm a lil sad that in that time it's only gotten marginally better in terms of gameplay. plenty of pretty new colors and genes and other customization options have been released but. there is plenty of work to be done on the actual "gameplay" model there is.

i would put my honest critique and suggestions on the suggestions subforum, except that's a hellhole where ideas and manners go to die

-- but i guess i'm stuck there anyway lmao Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

the fediverse is so nice and cozy and it's way easier to ignore the nasty folks here than on other social media sites. i like it way more than twingle

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will shortly be x-posting this to my twingle (@fffafnir) but for now, take this while i go looking for the fediverse version:
computerfairi.es/media/J1u0BQz

i was at a loss trying to figure out who i could commission to draw my one and only Weird Uncle Original OC before i realized that i literally have a friend who specializes in dads[TM] content . oh man better set aside some muns for them then.

<insert not-so-subtle nudge that i do commissions here>

can't decide whether i hate furaffinity more than i love money or what

@pawnshopheart every day you'd wake up to at least 69 @everyone mentions that read "i'm gay" or "heterophobia is real" so. not actually that bad tbh

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hey, fiction writers/game designers/worldbuilders/etc

brazil is not a hispanic country

we do not speak spanish

"hernandez" is not a brazilian surname

why is this vapourwave-themed internet radio playing country music all of a sudden

this post is about me making a fire emblem au of my rp mafia/werewolf group's characters from this time around and i am loving the fact that i get to mask my suffering over what has happened to the characters by making everyone else cry over sad, sad writing

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primal jawless-fish medulla-brain: fiction au setting of a series known for its characters dying changed to that no one dies

transcendent galaxy brain: fiction au setting of a series known for its characters dying changed so that everyone is just as likely to die -- if not even *more* likely to die

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actually, let me extend this out. dating sims that won't let u be gay in general r made by Cowards

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food, shitpost 

januaryonnaise
februaryonnaise
marchonnaise
aprilonnaise
mayonnaise
juneonnaise
julyonnaise
augustonnaise
septemberonnaise
octoberonnaise
novemberonnaise
decemberonnaise

me, a tired dude: wow i am tired in the sense that i am physically exhausted, so i think i'll lie down on my bed
my brain, five minutes later: hey it's a great time to take your fifth nap of the day

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@Gargron Someone I know said, β€œI just took down my flu season decorations and now I have to put up my allergy season decorations.”

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