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me, a tired dude: wow i am tired in the sense that i am physically exhausted, so i think i'll lie down on my bed
my brain, five minutes later: hey it's a great time to take your fifth nap of the day

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@Gargron Someone I know said, “I just took down my flu season decorations and now I have to put up my allergy season decorations.”

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Remember: if a website won’t let you make your activity private without paying a subscription fee, you’re the product, not the customer.

(Lookin’ at you, Github and Codepen.)

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reminder that "listen to POC" doesn't mean "you must agree enthusiastically with every take by POC", but rather, "actually give POC takes consideration on greater footing when related to topics outside the range of white experience".

everyone makes bad takes (and good ones). but u gotta normalize the channels (👀 thanks bunny huang) before you can get a good perspective on all the takes

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hey y'all, please put captions / image descriptions on your images. it doesn't count toward the character limit for toots and it makes the fediverse more accessible for blind people and people with vision impairments

#accessibility

more thinking about drama 

what exactly was the point of blackmailing my boyfriend and me, anyway

we're not big-name creators, and neither was the circle you were so rabidly targeting. i wasn't involved. i never made any public statements about the deal, nor did i even care enough about it to do so. you and your slacktivism only destroyed evidence, *if you even wanted anything to be done.* i archived everything!

... and at the end of the day, you still want to claim to be the victim here, huh

complaining about drama 

eugh i hate logging on to toyhou dot se and seeing tea\rza\hs content on the random character carousel. i hate seeing their shallow and disgusting lgbt and race kinks be so highly praised, but i can't block them for fear that some dinghus is going to try and drag me through the mud for merely existing. again. sorry that my boyfriend and i don't tolerate blackmail i guess

me on my battery-less desktop computer, in the middle of writing a long-winded toot, about to submit it to the fedabyss: cool, that just took up a decent chunk of time that i am satisfied to have spent
the electrician who wired this house 40 years ago: not on my watch

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for me, writing fix-it fanfiction hurts more than if i were to just leave canon as-is because deep down, i know that the fact that it's not canon [and that the characters didn't get the endings they deserved] makes it hurt that much more

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have you ever used a computer in your entire life?

computerfairi.es is the mastodon instance for you

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also i already posted this one but i cba finding an old toot so here's a throwback to the most SID-like sound i've pulled off the NES computerfairi.es/media/lsRGMsT

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*a cacophony of traffic, the city is clogged, hundreds of drivers honking, blaring their frustration at the futility of their endless evening commute. i turn to camera*

i guess theyre .... Horny. on Main Street

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It's okay if you need to write down a checklist or put a reminder on your phone to make sure you do self care daily.

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who else on the public tls is Big Trans tonight (and every night but hey)

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the other part of masto's appeal, which is kind of related, is just. Constant Validation From Strangers bc i can put my posts where Everyone Can See pretty much and get attention for it. nice. love that

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i'm glad i've developed a reputation here on masto for being the Fat Pikachu person

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!