maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

maple is a robot squirrelbun

@cwebber@octodon.social it's not magic it's technology!

*opens mouth and moves lips but a chiptune plays instead of voice*

@noelle *quiet happy modulated noises*

@colon_three i'm here

@daggertooth@monsterpit.net BEEP

@Elizafox you stopped our thread last time after i told you to look for professional help so i'll mention to you again to look for professional help.

@Elizafox i really wish you could have a healthier lifestyle instead of starving yourself because things aren't open and no living in a place where those things are 24/7 isn't a solution

awoobeep

why do i keep swyping "mastodon"and my phone writes "main"

why is gesture typing so bad this morning, v the line is going the right places but it's writing the wrong words everywhere!!

also it doesn't filter the notification column :/

(or did that already get fixed and i didn't notice)

it seems to me like a huge oversight that main filters ignore the cw text

is there a proper reason for that or did people just

never test the regex filters

@Elizafox no i know what it is

@Elizafox i guess that's more of a thing here

we have prettyboy church pastors who pride themselves in saying they used to be gay but now they're cured

yes i know both words have different weighs but arguing that "i know people who call themselves weebs 🤷" is really not that far off from using the same argument to defend "tr*nny" or "tr*p"

is "former weeb" the new "cured ex-gay"