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"i think you made this up"
"yeah. i made up Italian. that's me, the creator of the Italian language. you are welcome."

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net yeah that's why i posted :p

hot take 

@squirrel Hey, you're just jealous that your text editor doesn't have a pseudorandom text generator

You put a newbie in front of vim and tell them to exit it

@turbodragon can we keep the ones that let me talk to my partners across the world

BRING 👏 BACK 👏 TRANSLUSCENT 👏 ELECTRONICS

"just turn off the computer and you're done, you've quit all the programs, problem solved"

hot take 

@chosafine@instance.business hey at least it displays itself on the screen at all times

hot take 

if i can't immediately tell how to quit your text editor, it is a bad text editor

signed, nano and EDIT.COM

Is there an IoT coffee grinder? Not a maker I know those exist. Like a grinder for beans. Does it tweet about my beans?

even my monitor has a "windows 8 compatible" sticker

@Elizafox @bea @noelle @djsundog @sydneyfalk how can you attest it was designed for windows if it doesn't even HAVE the designed for windows sticker elly ???

checkmate atheists,,

@sydneyfalk
obama: *punches me* how do i quit vim
me: fuck you ass hole
obama: *throws a chair at wall* what key do i press to quit
me: got o hell

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