maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

@nyanuri i was trying... read 4 posts before this.

current status: about one hour of sleep and enough adrenaline to not let me get any more

please take my family away and give me a better one

it's a wonder they use a name for me at all, not so much a surprise it's the wrong one

this is what i am. the live-in 24/7 on-call tech support. lower than a human being

i love being waken up into a semi panic attack by my grandmother pounding on my door at 10am because she needs batteries replaced

it'll be a while until i get there i know but it's a nice first goal to have

can't wait to be able to hold a conversation in Japanese

having a qwerty based Japanese IME kinda spoils you cause you don't need to actually remember any of the characters

i should try the handwriting one some day

てりやき

has anyone seen jamses? where could he be,

uuuhhh what else do i know in Japanese so far..

うさぎ！
りす！
ロボット！
だいすき！

はじめまして、私はメップルちゃんです～

we've been talking for about 48 years i guess https://computerfairi.es/media/9m8CSDwiJZXQzSsHS64

@bootsy@cybre.space i would but uhhh last time i tried you were dismissive ?

my pin isn't here yet :( i hope it didn't get lost in the mail...

a LOT of my orders (all from china i think) haven't been getting to me lately... bleh

me: *rips out a massive burp*

laser: "holy SHIT"

me: "aren't you glad you're dating me"

laser: "i'm, extremely glad i get to hear your burps"

past me would be hella envious of present me :(

me: oof this episode of fuck-up hour got really blocky maybe i should up the video bitrate

also me: why is a two hour episode 5.59GB