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i think i've only been a girl in my dreams once or twice

@Vann@glitch.social that's easy, it's the

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that's uh

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me: "my very own Bubsy! finally my dreams have come true!"
@squirrel : *immediately leaves the call and sends me a picture of her computer's shut down screen*

@LaserScheme ok but you skipped the context which was the best part

laser: *starts humming the bubsy theme*

me: "one day maplebots will be real and you will have one and i'll hack it to always play that song when you least expect it"

my ordinary life: ep 6 

laserscheme: *too quiet to understand*

me: "did you just say you don't like butts???"

laser: "no i don't like BUTTONS! i ADORE butts!"

me: "OHHHHHH"

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maplebots, grey goo 

me: "grey goo that turns everything into maplebots"

laser: "augh, no!"

me: "grey goo that... only turns other electronics into maplebots?"

laser: "but... my data!"

me: "sorry, your hard drive is a maplebot now. she still remembers everything, but now you have to ask her nicely"

laser: "don't... don't look in that one folder..."

me: "you've scarred her for life."

my ordinary life: ep 5 

me: "i'm a gay furry..."

laserscheme: "the gayest furriest"

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i have a crush on like all the female furry characters

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