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Elite dangerous is not fun please do not try to convince me otherwise

@Jo i literally wanted a space game so i could play it with my friends

@Jo that's why i hate it more i guess

hands on means pvp means i won't be able to not get spawnkilled every 5 minutes

also dogfight games are literally unplayable by design because it is impossible to maneuver a craft when another passes by you and i don't understand how dogfighting games ever existed

@InspectorCaracal eve by itself is already boring and pretentious and elitist and

elite dangerous feels like eve online but with less people playing it? and less media coverage

"What if we made a game that was intentionally basically impossible to play?" asked Frontier Developments.

AND ELITE: DANGEROUS WAS BORN

(don't @ me, I don't care if you have time to play it as a whole second job in order to do anything and get anywhere, most adults don't and there's literally no reason to make a game as difficult as E:D is)

cool i can't even finish elite dangerous' combat tutorial because you literally never see the target you're support to target to shoot at

are there online space exploration games where multiple friends can share the same ship and there's no combat

i died on the tutorial of elite dangerous because it told me to land at a landing pad that didn't exist and i just crashed into a wall several times

@Jo that's worse because then i can't move the screen away

wow really wish i could alt-tab other screens over elite dangerous

@meena idk it just didn't do anything but hit 302 for an hour straight and the 200s it hit didn't seem to save anything locally and i didn't have enough patience to go through a script i didn't write to debug it

@meena i don't know. it spouted a bunch of urls on the console and after an hour or so running it ended up not saving anything in ./img

oh i get it he's called elon musk cause he stinks,

@Kyros (and yea i know the feeling 100%, i've been asked to open for commissions and i just,,, Can't,)

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