maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

reasons i cannot be a real programmer: i will never memorize which java import i need to use list and arraylist and collection.shuffle

god jesus fuck ok we get it

i hope that one day in my life i get to drive somewhere open far enough from the next living thing that i can just scream at the top of my lungs for a while and then drive back

if only java was a linux distribution i'm sure i'd have 5 or 10 techbros arguing in my mentions already instead of radio silence

nobody here knows anything about java threads? or am i asking too stupid a question

sometimes i get ads in spanish which i cannot comprehend and i can only attribute it to people who still think brazil speaks spanish because we're in latin america and it offends me

anyone? anyone? bueller?

can someone confirm i'm sane please? given 100 threads (semi-pseudocode, this is java threads)

i should do:
for i = 0 to 100 then thread.start()
for i = 0 to 100 then thread.join()

instead of putting both commands in a single for block, because then the join would block the next thread's execution, right?

trying to remind myself that it's ok to not be friends with everybody at once and that it's ok to distance myself from people who don't make me feel good

i don't think i'm smart enough to ever understand scp

i tried once and it made me feel very very bad

and that badness comes sometimes whenever someone mentions it and it's not like there's anything i can do other than not be a god damn baby

[extremely james may voice] ... Cock

what

i want to buy heykidimma.computer and make it redirect to stopallthe.download

it's silly but i thought i should mention it, idk

i have a soft spot in my heart for early 2000s urban aesthetic

back when people were still figuring out zip disks and wireless internet meant WAP

there's something about this picture that i sort of associate with early 2000s and that i really like and i can't put my finger on what exactly what it is but i think it has something to do with simtower somewhere along the thought process https://computerfairi.es/media/hdE9aYUdKkLYpmdIeNQ

julep isn't a real word and you cannot convince me otherwise

mlem monday
tussled-hair tuesday
wiggly wednesday
takin-a-nap thursday
fuzzy friday

*claps her little paws playfully apropos of nothing*

why do i taste soap in my mouth

i didn't eat soap

i think

why pinky hurt