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fuck. i'm like. too gay

i'm draining the world's gay resources

im sorry

i /still/ have some of @theZacAttacks@cybre.space's caramels (look, don't judge me) and they still taste just as good as the day they came in

i wanna be a starfleet engineer just so i can hang out with torres and o'brien and laforge

they're the best characters

who thinks I should turn my Roman calendar rant into a spoken-word video?

"You just want to smooch all the girls, don't you."
"Yeah? Was that a mystery to /anybody/?"
@squirrel

trying to explain star wars to my 4 year old nephew per his request

it's like talking to an innocent chatbot

shower thoughts: "if i resurrect dead tech, am i a techromancer"

(2 minutes later)

"wait, if i love tech, am i a tech romancer"

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!