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"What if we made a game that was intentionally basically impossible to play?" asked Frontier Developments.

AND ELITE: DANGEROUS WAS BORN

(don't @ me, I don't care if you have time to play it as a whole second job in order to do anything and get anywhere, most adults don't and there's literally no reason to make a game as difficult as E:D is)

cool i can't even finish elite dangerous' combat tutorial because you literally never see the target you're support to target to shoot at

are there online space exploration games where multiple friends can share the same ship and there's no combat

i died on the tutorial of elite dangerous because it told me to land at a landing pad that didn't exist and i just crashed into a wall several times

wow really wish i could alt-tab other screens over elite dangerous

oh i get it he's called elon musk cause he stinks,

i cry a little inside every time i have to tick a "i'm not a robot" checkbox

every time my dynamic ip changes google thinks my accounts have been hacked. thanks google

hey let me know if you're using a commandline mastodon client and this toot makes it go beep

@mojibake k̶̳͉̘e̱̙̻͔̩͍r̙̲̪̖̝̭n̷̺̺̟̭eḷ͍͙͎̹̱̰͞ pa҉̜̳͖n͇̘̳̜̬i̟͉̬͚͟c̫

If you're a Twitch Prime member, the game HeadLander is free right now. It's set in a post-Singularity space setting with a 60s/70s aesthetic. The concept is weird body horror: you play a head in a jar, with a combination rocket/socket on the bottom that lets you attach yourself to various devices and robot bodies. You the player and you the character have about the same amount of information going in, so there's very little "as you know, Bob". #gameing

religion 

grandma is chanting hail mary over and over along with the tv out loud and it feels like such disturbing brain washing

one of my favourite parts of the week i spent in Paris was that i could get cherry coke just about anywhere i went

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kinda want cherry soda but those are expensive imports here bleh

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