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suddenly wondering how out of touch i'll be with the youth of the 2030s

what do you call a bird accountant 

budgiet

something that's been taking a long time for me to learn is that hate is a strong word for things you dislike

and that the things you subjectively dislike are not necessarily objectively bad

trans stuff 

there's a big dilemma in "i want to help this person realize and come to terms with being trans" and "i'm too biased to help eggs realize themselves"

this isn't about anyone in particular it just popped into my mind

serious question: is it still a subtoot if you mention the person by name without mentioning the handle?

i thought subtoot was only when you're vague about it, is it both?

blackle is a shark
shel is cool
chosa is chosa
maple is a robot squirrelbun girl

who am i forgetting

unless they're too good like @bea's in which case they just segfault and kernel panic

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headpats help robot squirrelbun girls achieve optimal performance

i wish there was a way to let people follow my public toots without them having to see my private toots

it's the circles idea all over again

nnn i'm excited for the day i can repair my sony monitor and get my amiga hooked up to it but i have midterms this week and can't work on that yet...

i don't attack people for using arch.

i attack people who use arch and say things like "ew ubuntu"

i'm rowdy sometimes but i promise i'm never trying to be an unwarranted asshole to anyone

just because i'm a robot doesn't mean i never say things i later regret

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