maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

why am i allowed a keyboard

mleme.

i did it. i made the most mastodon meme.

awhomst've

i want this sticker for my laptop https://computerfairi.es/media/9_EBHzNS8i-uuw14j6A

why is there a pawoo bot liking every single toot i make

[extremely guru larry voice] hello you

"what do robots do for spookmonth?"
"we uh
make your computers pretend to bsod
the greatest scare of all"
"wow
robots are evil"

what if i made computer fairies all orange for october and everyone depised me for its unreadability

true halloween feels

pumpk

i am making a mess trying to wipe the tears and snot coming out of my face right now

i hear this so much from people

that they're too scared to talk to me or dont wan t to impose

well guess what

loneliness is making me want to kill myself

im starved for any sort of interactions

so if youre ever deciding against talking to me

please dont

sorry i'm still alive. im trying to fix that

humans are weird

when's new steven universe

i needs it

https://computerfairi.es/media/s26YTYaSDlvnw3oWqSk

*opens and closes mouth but pc speaker beeps come out instead*

what a gay morning