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I've been on the "modern web" enough that i remember a video from 11 years ago of a guy so angry at people making crappy quality videos with their webcams he made an angry "guide" on how to just buy a minidv camera and a FireWire card to record your youtube videos with since those were higher quality

a few years later phones with cameras started being commonplace

how eerie that just a day or so after i start watching the twilight zone with @LaserScheme, @rodserlingzone shows up

it's like i'm in some sort of...

... okay no i refuse to make a joke that easy

just saw a girl with a hoodie that said "fries before guys"

and I'm just here like, mood

what do you guys use to record videos for mastodon and post them all from a phone? i have to record them on the camera app, resulting video is like 60mb, then i have to send it to myself on telegram so it compresses it down to 4mb or so

is there an easier way please

reasons gopher is good:
• text-based
• runs on junk
• fresh pine scent
• no ads
• no autoplaying video
• artisanal
• easy to set up
• no W3C politics
• extremely 90s
• like 20 people use this thing

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I read Jurassic Park when I was a kid, and I remember it making a big deal about the impressive Cray X-MP supercomputers being used for their genetic research.

I looked it up, and apparently they were... about as powerful as my current phone.

Wonderful.

oo this supercomputer used to be called "hornet" in 2014 but then got expanded to more cores in 2015 and changed name to "hazel hen"

is this

a trans supercomputer

have i found a familiar

>buy wonderboy: the dragon's trap on GOG
>download the linux version
>900mb .sh file

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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