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mrrm rmrmrflrmfm mrlfmglrbmglbm mgrlgelmrglmbglmelmfbm

i just got so close to my dad's high score on River raid but i STILL haven't beat it, by a 310 point difference

woke up so tired but not sleepy enough to fall back asleep???

body why you do this

my ordinary life: ep 2, kink mention 

(in a furry club in second life)
"OH i thought you were talking about programming macros"
"jesus christ you're a nerd"

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should i put my video shitposts on youtube or something for posterity

lewd, out of context quote 

"santa's diiiiiccck"

PSa: my inner youth development worker + alc 

I AM BECOMING AWARE THAT SO MANY OF US BEING DRUNK

IS CREATING UNINTENTIONAL PEER PRESSURE

TO DRINK

AND NOW MORE PPL ARE DRINKING

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW JUST CUZ I GOT FUCKING PLASTERED DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BE

YOU HAVE WILL POWER
AND YTOU ALSO HAVE WON'T POWER
YOU CAN BE SOBER AND THAT'S COOL TOO I'VE BEEN SOVER AND I WAS COOL THEN TOO

DRINKING IS A CHOICE YOU CAN MAKE AND YOU AREN'T MORE OR LESS COOL FOR DOING IT

(walks up to a straight couple) so who's the lesbian and who's the lesbian

@LaserScheme just sent me the cutest video of them just wiggling a santa doll around and making nonsense noises and i am cherishing it so much right now

my ordinary life: ep 1 

(apropos of nothing, out of nowhere)
"bingo shoes"
"bingo shoes?"
"yeah the shoes that you go to bingo with"

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