maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

i'm sorry you see me as closed off and intimidating. i really wish i didn't come across as that. i don't know how to not, i'll try to learn to cope with not being who i want to be.

hi reminder i have a discord server for friends and furry stuff https://discord.gg/cwn6byK i'd put it on my bio but it doesn't fit

sorry i said anything

i wanna be in an all-female 90s alt-rock band

me: "do you come from a land down under?"

laserscheme: "vegemite sandwich!"

@LaserScheme: "but where are your ports"

me: *thinks*

me: behind my snout, it opens up

maple syrup is a robot who doesn't know how to robot

maple syrup accidentally passed the turing test

love it when my grandma takes a shit and stinks up the hwole god damn apartment

sorry

@envgen can i be like your groupie or something

do i need to like, up our bio length another 100 characters

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fuck you too mastodon????

heck i wanna go to a live gig someday

i wish i could've seen so many 80s bands live

*thinks*

do i really not

have any obligations for the foreseeable future??

??? what is ?? happening?? what is this weird relief???

safety dance wasn't even men without hat's best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZpv16dwtYE

not really. favourites in general are hard for me to pick. i like puzzle games and some adventure games with cool story. i like watching people play games, too.

https://curiouscat.me/maple_syrup/post/264399393

here's a picture of my cat yawning https://computerfairi.es/media/bdVa0gvfzGvJV4eptw4