maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

or if you need to be that way please unfollow/block/mute me or whatever you need to do now rather than later

rule of thumb not talking to me makes things worse than talking to me so uh please don't be like "i don't want to talk to you because it'll make things worse"

i'm sorry you see me as closed off and intimidating. i really wish i didn't come across as that. i don't know how to not, i'll try to learn to cope with not being who i want to be.

hi reminder i have a discord server for friends and furry stuff https://discord.gg/cwn6byK i'd put it on my bio but it doesn't fit

sorry i said anything

i wanna be in an all-female 90s alt-rock band

me: "do you come from a land down under?"

laserscheme: "vegemite sandwich!"

@LaserScheme: "but where are your ports"

me: *thinks*

me: behind my snout, it opens up

maple syrup is a robot who doesn't know how to robot

maple syrup accidentally passed the turing test

love it when my grandma takes a shit and stinks up the hwole god damn apartment

sorry

@envgen can i be like your groupie or something

do i need to like, up our bio length another 100 characters

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fuck you too mastodon????

heck i wanna go to a live gig someday

i wish i could've seen so many 80s bands live

*thinks*

do i really not

have any obligations for the foreseeable future??

??? what is ?? happening?? what is this weird relief???

safety dance wasn't even men without hat's best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZpv16dwtYE

not really. favourites in general are hard for me to pick. i like puzzle games and some adventure games with cool story. i like watching people play games, too.

https://curiouscat.me/maple_syrup/post/264399393