maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

it's so weird to think about fursuiters cause like unless they made their own you can probably assume each one of them had something in the ballpark of a thousand dollars to spare at one point

(it'd be the next best thing to a fursuit and i'll never afford one of those)

(but i wish i did because i REALLY want a maple plushie)

who do i gotta talk to around here to get a maple plushie made huh???

(this is not a serious question i don't have money to commission the people who actually make plushies around here sorry)

what's up with the low representation of squirrels in plushies and plush-adjacent things like fuzzy slippers? what's up with that huh? it's 2018 let's change that let's make more squirrel plushies

I'm never gonna have any of those socks nor would i ever look ok wearing them if i even had that much money to import them so like please stop rubbing them all over my timeline thanks

so i'm gonna like,

duck out until the sock pics are over ok?

let me know on discord or smth

i deny everything https://computerfairi.es/media/KqCk_I7jGszFEnMoH0k

i like him a lot

i showed the real gamer's video to my friend and he told me "well of course, the dreamcast isn't plugged in you dummy"

time to listen to some jammmzzz :) https://computerfairi.es/media/Ahj2p9brX-x19_H1xH0

only real gamer's will get this.......... https://computerfairi.es/media/iavill0y-QMCl1C43Ig

computer virus that just installs maple as a desktop buddy but it's really polite and you can remove it if you want to

im basically just a fluffier r2d2

prototype voice box for maple https://computerfairi.es/media/5P63wfsR5O1S8gNkxRY

how cool is that?!

yo i'm a robot

wait dammit i forgot dominating means something else here

what if the maples dominated the fediverse together