👁️ fuzzy identity 👁️ @synthgal@computerfairi.es

in 2030 a neuralink controlled tesla cybercop will hunt me down for sport for calling elon musk a parasite on twitter dot com

also like. v excited for inevitable neuralink malware

"ppl wouldn't do that that's fucked up"
see: hospital ransomware

"but it's gotta be offline right?"
firmware upgrade mechanisms have to exist, even if the machine doing the upgrades is airgapped, it still has to get the upgrades from somewhere

also lmao @ literally every "high security" device from shitty silicon valley startups

i wanna snooze in a pile of kobolds

just all flopped over each other

lil snoozin lizer pile

kobold kobold kobold

So the thing I WANT to draw are a couple of really bitter comics about kid's story tropes. My hand is too cramped to actually draw it so it's just the framework

retoot to pet the cat
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there is a startlingly small amount of emus in the emulation community

GET EQUIPPED
WITH
GREAT RAGE

../|/| i'd awoo for
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Friends don't let friends use JBIG2 compression on archival documents, unless they want their friends' scans to look like ransom notes.