**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Sep 17, 2019, 17:00

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Sep 17, 2019, 17:00

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Clarke's Third Law states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

I'd argue we've got to that point now and so instead of "person who knows a bit about tech" I am in fact a witch

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Sep 17, 2019, 17:04

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Sep 17, 2019, 17:04

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I mean, dusty tomes of forgotten lore? man pages

eldritch abominations that must be placated? social media algorithms

bizarre chanting? SUDO APT UPDATE SUDO APT UPGRADE

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · 2019-09-17T17:06:06Z

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

actually thinking about it this is far more warlock-y

**Lord Guysbert de Fieri** @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space · Sep 17, 2019, 17:09

**Lord Guysbert de Fieri** @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space · Sep 17, 2019, 17:09

Lord Guysbert de Fieri @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space

@troubleMoney can i be a sorcerer

bonus pun for source code

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Sep 17, 2019, 17:09

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Sep 17, 2019, 17:09

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal yes you can according to the rules I just made up

**Lord Guysbert de Fieri** @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space · Sep 17, 2019, 17:10

**Lord Guysbert de Fieri** @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space · Sep 17, 2019, 17:10

Lord Guysbert de Fieri @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space

**tSatty** @zatnosk@manowar.social · Sep 17, 2019, 18:21

**tSatty** @zatnosk@manowar.social · Sep 17, 2019, 18:21

tSatty @zatnosk@manowar.social

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney hello, I am a professional wizard.

I might be able talk my boss into providing me with business cards that says "wizard", or at least "software wizard".

**Lord Guysbert de Fieri** @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space · Sep 17, 2019, 18:23

**Lord Guysbert de Fieri** @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space · Sep 17, 2019, 18:23

Lord Guysbert de Fieri @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space

behold, my sorcerous code

*waves some software in your face*