Clarke's Third Law states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

I'd argue we've got to that point now and so instead of "person who knows a bit about tech" I am in fact a witch

I mean, dusty tomes of forgotten lore? man pages

eldritch abominations that must be placated? social media algorithms

bizarre chanting? SUDO APT UPDATE SUDO APT UPGRADE

actually thinking about it this is far more warlock-y

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney hello, I am a professional wizard.

I might be able talk my boss into providing me with business cards that says "wizard", or at least "software wizard".

@zatnosk @troubleMoney i am a sorcerer

behold, my sorcerous code

*waves some software in your face*

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