@alice@elekk.xyz *looks up from the desk where I'm growing implausibly large glow in the dark cookies* you'd be surprised
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@troubleMoney @alice@elekk.xyz *you look back down, a squirrel is now attached to the cookie, nibbling on it* ...hi
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz ...hey maple, y'know those ones aren't quite done yet, I'll get you some I made earlier
*pulls open science oven revealing many large glowing cookies*
@troubleMoney @alice@elekk.xyz *you come back but the growing cookies are now nowhere to be seen and her belly is glowing*
it was like this when i got here
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@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz that's a good business plan!
still, you'd probably better not eat anything for 15 minutes while the cookies stop growing
don't want you to feel all boated for the rest of the day
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@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz I meant bloated but that certainly seems like an unintended side effect
*joins you in the lake to make sure you're okay*
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@troubleMoney @alice@elekk.xyz see you should sell these to the inflation folks and rake in that kink cash