@alice@elekk.xyz *looks up from the desk where I'm growing implausibly large glow in the dark cookies* you'd be surprised
maple classic™ 
@troubleMoney @alice@elekk.xyz *you look back down, a squirrel is now attached to the cookie, nibbling on it* ...hi
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz ...hey maple, y'know those ones aren't quite done yet, I'll get you some I made earlier
*pulls open science oven revealing many large glowing cookies*
@troubleMoney @alice@elekk.xyz *you come back but the growing cookies are now nowhere to be seen and her belly is glowing*
it was like this when i got here
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz ... *checks the clock* uh... those are going to keep growing for another ten minutes
Only another 10% though, should be fine
kink mention
@troubleMoney @alice@elekk.xyz see you should sell these to the inflation folks and rake in that kink cash
kink mention
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz I meant bloated but that certainly seems like an unintended side effect
*joins you in the lake to make sure you're okay*
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@troubleMoney @alice@elekk.xyz boated?? :O :O
*runs off to the lake, floats like a boat*
wheeeee!