Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

first customer showed up at 8:45 sharp for the new opening hours

this isn't even our cat

Hedgehog restaurant and ballroom has its first guest since the remodel

I am truly a benevolent hedgehog monarch

The Hedgehog Cafe has now been upgraded to the Hedgehog Restaurant and Ballroom

lil hedgie doin a drink

jatch (jean watch)

https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-seamaster-railmaster-omega-co-axial-master-chronometer-40-mm-22012402003001

Well this is ridiculous

https://www.richardmille.com/en/collections/rm-25-01/

Oof, these are excessively nice

Triton Classic Subphotique, 40mm case size, 500m water resistance, crown at 12 protected by the case

Bezel is sapphire with C3 SuperLuminova for the markings

Can I afford one? Hell no
Do I want one? Hell yes

hedgehog fren doin a munch

Because lobsters seem to be a thing now

Big hedgehog is big

Yes, those are standard-sized house bricks

Hedgehogs are still enjoying the hedgehog cafe

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A tory MEP has said that the Treason Act should be updated to apply to people "undermining the UK through extreme EU loyalty"

Cool, I've never been guilty of Treason before

Small-t minor treason sure, but not capital-T major Treason

The Netherlands are also having problems with their signage due to the heatwave

It's a day ending in "y" so here are some more Omega Speedmaster limited editions

https://monochrome-watches.com/omega-speedmaster-tokyo-2020-olympics-collection-japan-only-price/

Reminder: Queuing is such a massive thing in British culture we even queue up to loot shops during riots

There is now a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London

Apparently someone in the marketing department of NowTV thought it was a good idea

hedgehog is BIG

the hedgehog cafe has its first customer