Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Tom Ford did a thing with GQ on "the rules to wearing watches" so of course I have to respond to it

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/tom-ford-rules-for-watches-2019

1. I've never owned a full-length mirror in my life, don't worry about it
2. Pictured below is Buzz Aldrin wearing 3 watches at the same time, Tom I fucking dare you to tell me Buzz Aldrin doesn't look baller as fuck
3. Okay, yeah, good rule
4. Go for it
5. yeah, match your metals in jewellery
6. I'm not going to argue with James Fucking Bond

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hedgehogs seemed to enjoy the new addition!

also got the blackbird seal of approval!

because the hedgehogs were piling up at the cafe and it was stressing them out a bit I built them an addition

birb.

three hedgie queue to get in to the cafe

I'd make the doors bigger but then the cats/foxes/birds would keep raiding it and leave no food for the hedgehogs so they're going to have to learn to queue up nicely

Ooh, someone jumped the gun making a page live, a not yet announced new Omega Seamaster Diver 300M variant, black bezel, white dial, black rubber strap

I'm also assuming this'll be available on the bracelet

Looks pretty neat

🦔

I have 8GB of hedgiecam photos

SO MANY CUTE PICTURES OF HEDGEHOGS!

fox is surprised

we found this in the garden

lil hedgie nest!

also magpie visited

hedgehog decided to take a bath

hedgie strutting their stuff in front of the camera!

"hello! just poked me head around the bush to say thanks for all the food!"

We may need to open more franchises of the hedgehog cafe, had three queuing up outside!

Farer are putting out some nice stuff, they've just released their new Lander Chronograph

Automatic chrono movement (ETA 2894-2 with custom rotor), 39x12.5mm case size, colourful dial, quite nice all around

Also fairly well priced for an auto-chrono these days

https://farer.com/products/lander-chronograph

Perfect vehicle for short-range @maple transport

these hedgehogs are getting long!

you'd think hedgehogs have short lil legs

nope!

hedgie legs are surprisingly long and just usually hidden by fluff and prickles!

This is your reminder that Leon Trotsky looked just like Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec

"Stalin is the wooo-ooorst!!!!"