Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Autogyros are exactly the kind of goofy looking stuff that should be more popular

I mean, just look at the things, they're lovely

People keep asking where the flying cars are, here they are in all their glory

hedgie does a jump!

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hedgie says hello

GERT BIG HEDGIE FRIEND!

For reference, the doors to the hedgehog cafe are about 10*10cm, this 'un must be at least 20cm long and 10cm wide

@maple does good arts

give maple money and it'll make good arts for you!

good arts like these:

The new Autodromo Group B Series 2 Automatic in Corsica Blue looks aesthetic as fuuuck

https://www.autodromo.com/watches/group-b-corsicablue/

pretty sure I am indeed feeding them enough

BIG HEDGIE

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*additional scoffing in Breitling*

oh wow, the iwatch has a calculator function now!

how innovative!

*snarks in Casio*

If anyone was wondering if drawing cocks in fields to laugh at people is a recent thing in England, it probably isn't

Cerne Abbas Man is a 55m high chalk figure depicting a man with a prominent erection and brandishing a club and is theorised to have been constructed in the 17th century to annoy Cromwell

Picture below, not really lewd, more your standard cock and balls graffiti

fox friend showed up!

Favourite WH40K headcanon: orks that have heard of camouflage and its ability to make you blend in to your surroundings for sneaky gitz stuff but they only got the "plants" bit and so are driving around in vehicles painted like a hippy's VW campervan

One of the first instances of sending nudes, 1828, painter called Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature rendition of her tits and sent them to Daniel Webster

Said painting below, it's a pair of tits

reggie is a good cat

BREAKING NEWS: good hedgie does a drink

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opossums are good

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Someone made a rip-off of the nokia n-gage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KECHAODA-Long-Standby-Power-Bank-Game-and-Phone-2-In-1-Mobile-Phone-K110-2-8/33014628447.html