Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Pride month is over, welcome to Pride month 2: electric boogaloo

Reminder that Scooter's Back in the UK is the Miss Marple theme sped up

Back in the UK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWDhvIb7BQs

Miss Marple theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG-ZO26pnE8

and all the ones that aren't here, but they won't see this so uh... yeah

Oh, forgot this was today, happy Canada day to all the Canadians here

Two hedgehogs have decided to live in our garden

They're good lil spiny friends

"They say that a dog is a man's best friend

They also say that a diamond is a woman's best friend

But my friend is non-binary

So I got them a pet rock"
~ Benny Feldman

In the future, all that remains from our time is advertising jingles

History lecturer: We still don't know what these creatures known as "wa-shing masheens" were and why they should survive longer in the presence of someone or something named "cal-gon"

@maple ah, arch users, that explains everything

@maple wait, really?

That was like, the least user friendly idea I could think of for that and it was their first suggestion?

@maple possibly better than my dumb idea of using ffmpeg inside termux

@Agiri@masto.ninja daww, have good cozy sleeps lil bun

@Agiri@masto.ninja *covers you in a blanket*

@maple @InspectorCaracal ah yeah, get what you mean with that

@InspectorCaracal @maple they're like those hats with the dangly ear covers but for your hair sort of!

@noelle *brings out 4 pairs of pom-poms*

@noelle

@dumpling@octodon.social it really does

I used to live with an Australian so whenever I hear the word "milo" I immediately think "delicious chocolate" and then 99 times out of 100 I'm disappointed to learn it's actually referring to that yiannopolous prick