Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple yeah, documentation on linux certainly has something to be desired

Hell, the main source for how to do things is currently the Arch wiki

@maple also if the complaint is that there aren't enough robot squirrel buns, that issue's fixed here too!

@maple I pet it lots when I carry it back to where it actually lives two door ip

this isn't even our cat

@hfrazey heh, I'll do my best

@Jo ooh, cool tool for wide scale ATM sabotage

@maple hm... shitposting is indeed perennially cool

@maple a true trendsetter!

...what did you do just after that? that's bound to be the next cool thing!

@a_breakin_glass well... I could stand as a UK Member of Parliament on that platform...

The deposit's £500 though...

Slightly regretting deleting my twitter account a while ago

Because now I can't post "TREBUCHET TERFS 2018" and get banned from there

I could make a new account to do that but it's just not the same, y'know?

@maple *headpats maple* this good girl can fit so many good projects into her time

always have a blanket handy in case you or your frens need warms

@rushkeating first organic meme on mastodon?

mate, we've had hundreds

at one point we were creating and destroying memes at a rate of one an hour

@noelle that's a good emojo right there

@maple not just a real robot girl, the best real robot girl!

@maple "Just one look and I can hear a bell ring"... is that a Pavlov reference?!

I think you might be on to something here

@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo basically, yeah

@Jo yeah, they can't

They'll tell you how much you've used in x amount of time and how much you're using right now but you can probably set up something with better features for monitoring if so inclined

@Jo depends if you really like stats

@forsyth they just started showing up

We started putting some food and water out when we noticed one snuffling around for food and then obviously the word got out and we ended up with 4 wandering around