Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Reminder that British tanks are far better than other countries tanks because all of ours have kettles fitted so you can have a cup of tea in battle

@maple yeah, documentation on linux certainly has something to be desired

Hell, the main source for how to do things is currently the Arch wiki

@maple also if the complaint is that there aren't enough robot squirrel buns, that issue's fixed here too!

@maple I pet it lots when I carry it back to where it actually lives two door ip

this isn't even our cat

@hfrazey heh, I'll do my best

@Jo ooh, cool tool for wide scale ATM sabotage

@maple hm... shitposting is indeed perennially cool

@maple a true trendsetter!

...what did you do just after that? that's bound to be the next cool thing!

@a_breakin_glass well... I could stand as a UK Member of Parliament on that platform...

The deposit's £500 though...

Slightly regretting deleting my twitter account a while ago

Because now I can't post "TREBUCHET TERFS 2018" and get banned from there

I could make a new account to do that but it's just not the same, y'know?

@maple *headpats maple* this good girl can fit so many good projects into her time

always have a blanket handy in case you or your frens need warms

@rushkeating first organic meme on mastodon?

mate, we've had hundreds

at one point we were creating and destroying memes at a rate of one an hour

@noelle that's a good emojo right there

@maple not just a real robot girl, the best real robot girl!

@maple "Just one look and I can hear a bell ring"... is that a Pavlov reference?!

I think you might be on to something here

@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo basically, yeah

@Jo yeah, they can't

They'll tell you how much you've used in x amount of time and how much you're using right now but you can probably set up something with better features for monitoring if so inclined

@Jo depends if you really like stats