Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I mean, I like chocolate bars with a soft coconut filling covered in milk chocolate as much as the next enby, but I'm not sure I'd set open source development goals for them

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(chocolate_bar) for those not lucky enough to know what a Bounty bar is)

@Jo ah, a game of timing

If you're unsynchronised then they'll hit each other and fall someplace other than the volcano, but get it just right and they'll hit the middle!

@wilw would you be so kind as to cw tag your politics please, we do that here

@somarasu trebuchet

into a volcano

@keiyakins as a brit I'm slightly torn by that concept

but can wil wheaton find lance ulanoff on mastodon?

@colon_three saw them on a UK tour back when I was younger, was a damn good show

@colon_three https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P9QMkm9Eew

@Gargron not shade, I've just heard what some of the reports were for, they're sure to fix any low blood pressure problems

@Gargron dip in to the mod queue, I'm sure that'll put your blood pressure back up

I've been on masto just long enough that someone can mention "spyro" and I have no idea if they're talking about the dragon or just misspelling the stuff that makes you crave salt

I've been on masto just long enough that someone can mention "spyro" and I have no idea if they're talking about the dragon or just misspelling the stuff that makes you crave salt

@mawr I tend to just shorten it to "the 'verse"

huh, sarah jeong's back on masto

under-over on there being a new york times article about the fediverse in the near future?

@maple good maple

first customer showed up at 8:45 sharp for the new opening hours

When I was a much younger octopus, there was a show on TV that I remember as being called "Roobarb and Custard"

Now, any time I see or hear the words "Rhubarb and Custard" the theme tune plays in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJX-nk-F0Og

@maple ah shame, don't really have any other suggestions than thunderbird or mutt unfortunately

@maple mutt

but like, unironically it's quite good

so long as you don't get too many html-only emails I suppose