Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

On the internet all times shall be given in UTC to avoid everyone having to ask "what timezone"?

Thus spake the octopus

After some experimentation, here's what flavours of cat food hedgehogs like and don't like to nom on (sample size 4(?)):

Like:
Chicken
Lamb

Don't like:
Beef

They'll eat some of the beef, but certainly not with as much gusto as the chicken and lamb

@Jo "Of course it's in line of sight, I'm looking right at it!"

"ah, but is a tunnel 100m wide free of any kind of obstruction?"

"THAT ISN'T WHAT LINE OF SIGHT MEANS TO ANY NORMAL PERSON"

@noelle with jarmalade (jean marmalade)

Yeah, I know viking helmets with horns are "historically inaccurate" and there's "absolutely no evidence of them in the era" but you can't tell me that no scandinavian got drunk one night and decided to stick some horns on a hat

That's bound to have happened

@alice@elekk.xyz when I come across the word "emergency" I hear "add two zeroes to my quote"

@Mebius ooh, fondue!

thanks gmail for updating the UI, I hate it

computerfairi.es doesn't have a CEO

the server runs on @maple hardware and she admins it

(any time the server goes down it's just because maple's wandered out of wifi range)

Well that esquire article about masto isn't as bad as it could have been

Still very obviously written by someone who doesn't quite get everything about this place, but not too bad

bring back platform shoes imo

@maple hey!

looking good!

@thornyonmain@glitch.social if you squint a bit, yeah

https://www.cryptokitties.co/

@Baxter Pretty much, yeah

Here at computerfairi.es we've got a list of instances that we choose not to federate with (practical offshoot, you can't talk to people on them, but they also can't harass you)

Also each instance has its own rules, so what's okay on one instance might be not be okay on another

You can see the list of instances we block and the rules here: https://computerfairi.es/about/more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

(linked twice because two of them are down today)

they're coming around earlier

it's only half eight

@gcupc@glitch.social UTC default, allow the user to change it would be my pick