Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I absolutely love the MB&F & L'Epée 1839 clocks they come out with from time to time

They're just so fun and cool

(Images from https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/mbandf-lepee-1839-grant-introducing)

I really need to set up an automated camera by the hog cafe

There's a tiny one that comes by that I haven't got a good picture of because I'm far too busy going "AAAAAAA! LOOK AT THE CUTE LIL HEDGIE HE'S SO ADORABLE LOOK AT HIS CUTE LIL NOSE!" to grab a camera

@maple well, wolverine's going around saying he has bones and they're made of metal

metal bones count imo

@extinctsnakes@mastodon.social I'd use something like taskwarrior for a todo list thing with due dates

Easy on android with termux and linux, not sure if it would be east on your setup

Do you lot, in fact, drink Um Bongo?

After testing, it seems that hedgehogs massively prefer cat food to dog food

We tested the same brand, both chicken flavour, and the hedgehogs wouldn't go near the dog version

Sample size is relatively small, but we're limited by the number of adorable lil hedgies that wander by

@lastcartridge@mastodon.host no, don't

you don't want to have to put up with that

@noelle pallet-shafted: said wooden platforms when you hire DHL

PING.......... PING.......... PING..........

@OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social @Taweret@octodon.social I mean, why do you think what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

@OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social @Taweret@octodon.social not the shooting, the FBI are at the centre of a vast conspiracy that Las Vegas exists

Like Bielefeld

lots of cruise ships include shopping sections

therefore it could be considered a mall

therefore we could combine "living in a dead mall" with "being a pirate" if we got hold of an old, unused cruise ship

also, we could move it around the world for easy pickup of all our friends

@noelle yeah

"sergeant, why is that thing twice as large as it was five minutes ago?"

"uhh... we tried the miniguns... it's uh... got more armour now"

@noelle inspired: additive armour

katamari damacy but with getting shot at

@er1n happy not your birthday!