Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Today's gender is...

*opens large box*
*box is empty besides a moth that flies away*

...moth?

I am currently drinking some Kraken Black Spiced Rum

This is incredibly on brand for me

@noelle @maple real talk though, some people do wear more than one watch so they can keep track of different timezones

Or at least that was Castro's excuse, Che Guevara wore a Rolex GMT Master though so it's not like there weren't watches about that could handle multiple time zones

@maple He's an Omega brand ambassador so I'm pretty sure he gets them free

Also, walked on the fucking moon, I'mma let him make any fashion decisions he likes

@maple still nothing on Buzz Aldrin though, dude wears 3 Omega Speedmasters at a time

@maple one for each wrist!

@maple also goes fantastically well with the leggings!

@maple looks awesome!

@maple surely you mean ➡️ ◯

(circle means dry clean only)

@maple blongus

@trashyfins@chomp.life on the bright side you have a backup strategy, which is more than most people have

GRITTY 2020

y'all voted in a shit orange muppet, now vote in a good one

There's just something about an 8 foot tall fluffy orange muppet taking direct action against fascists that appeals to me so much

@Elizafox oh fuck off, let's see you handle a phaal curry

Gritty is antifa and I really want to see him take part in a black bloc action

@natalie@masto.ninja also M3U is pronounced myu