Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@maple oof, agreed
It's getting cold out now, I wanna give my hedgie friends lil woolly hats and jumpers but I know they'd have no idea what to do with them
@trashyfins@chomp.life ah, now you get to have the adventure of MAC spoofing so you don't have to put in ridiculous amounts of personal information but just clone the MAC of some poor sap that has!
@trashyfins@chomp.life oh, pottering is a britishism, it means wandering around sort of aimlessly doing things to keep yourself occupied
@trashyfins@chomp.life pretty sure those are confusing for everyone
not much up here, pottering around, doin octopus things, feeding hedgehogs, petting cats, what's up with you?
After a while of working with technology the techpriests of WH40k make a lot more sense
"hey, how can I fix <random problem that makes no goddamn sense>"
"I don't fucking know, chant at it or something, I don't fucking care"
"IT WORKED! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH"
"yeah, yeah, whatever"
tired: shell command
wired: eldritch incantation
@trashyfins@chomp.life I think with iptables the answer to any question like that is yes but I have no idea what kind of eldritch incantation you'd need to chant to get there
Theory: Muse are going to release a single on the 31st with their current 80's horror aesthetic from the videos in order to make Halloween no. 1 a thing in addition to christmas no. 1
@Sargoth I love the fact that they actually did that
My sister just sent me an email that looked so much like her account was compromised and spamming stuff that I had to get her to verify that she actually sent it
(this is related to my previous "fuck Initiative Q looks like a scam" toot)
I've just heard about this "Initiative Q" thing, some payment system thingymawhatsit
Wow it sounds sketch as fuck
With additional pyramid scheme overtones!
"Huh, seems to be getting dark a lot earlier today"
"...oh wait, clocks changed, fool"
@sydneyfalk @Lumb it's more versatile, you can either say it as friends or more along the lines of how stalin said it
Last time I was at the zoo they only had the one animal, it was a small dog
@noelle it was a Shih Tzu
@trashyfins@chomp.life 
@Jo why yes, I did do technical drawing at school, how did you guess?
@Jo quick bodge would be just strapping some wood to it so it sits on that rather than the piston thing
@sydneyfalk @Lumb comrades always works well for me
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
