Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple aaaaa

@TheGibson 100% yes, infowars was right that foreign octopuses are influencing US elections

I'm pretty sure at this point that I've alienated the right-wing enough that if I tell people to go vote then they're going to decide not to out of pure spite leaving only people who'd vote democrat

If that's not the case then free abortions for everyone, healthcare is a human right, violence is a perfectly fine way to fight nazis, and Reagan can suck it

Go vote

@jk gritty made a visit to liverpool just to throw that potato

@Jo ooh, ooh, possibly with a "keep talking and nobody explodes" gimmick in there, 5 people, 4 are playing a first person game and they report what they see back to "control" who is sitting there with a big book of lore trying to figure out what they're fighting

@Jo I would play the hell out of that

Also, it doesn't tell you which killer/monster it is, you have to work that out at the start of the mission so you know how to kill it

New antifa meta is gritty flinging weaponised potatoes at nazis

LB: FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT OCTOPUS

@sydneyfalk it's actually Sam the Octopus, down where it's better, down where it's wetter, under the sea

@maple bunny for nothing:

i want my
i want my
i want my celery

@maple alternatively:

i want my
i want my
i want my cup of tea

both work though

Oh, apparently gab is back

at least now the nazi dickmackerels that migrated over here to the fediverse can fuck off back there now I suppose

@maple honestly, probably for the best

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

BADUM TSH

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.