Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo @maple ...oh my god, the precursor project for the idea was Project ACORN (Advanced Cans Of Rich Nectar), this couldn't possibly be better for a maple!

@Jo @maple gotta love the widget, get that nice creamy head on there

@Jo what is it with the University of Toronto and dickhead professors?

I have no idea how "person eating MREs" became a niche on youtube and even less of an idea of why I'm watching them but I'm bizarrely proud that the British issue ones look better than average with all the sweets and powdered drink mix in them

@bunnylyn the question you've got to ask yourself is "will this still function in any meaningful way when they drop support for it in x months/weeks/days"

@bunnylyn I mean, you shouldn't, but you're probably going to anyway

@feoh haven't been lucky enough to, but ornery critters are still good and nice critters

just look at cats!

possums are so nice and good

I wish we had them over here in the UK, they could make friends with the hedgehogs

@natalie@masto.ninja 8 MEG POWER

In the before times every time I saw "LAMP" I assumed they were talking about Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP

Now since that moth meme thing I don't know if they're talking about that, actual lamps, or cute moths

This is an improvement

@Jo I'm not exactly the eco-warrior type but those things are a fucking environmental nightmare

@Anke @maple eight user-sized banhammers or four instance-sized banhammers, or any combination thereof

it makes us super quick at keeping our users safe and comfy away from dickheads!

@maple it also has the second best feature, a banhammer wielding octopus!

@maple *good octo-hugs*

@noelle "If you'd just like to sit down Mr. President..."

"I HAD THE BIGGEST INAUGURATION CROWD IN HISTORY"

"...okay, you've already committed perjury once and we haven't even asked you any questions yet"

@noelle I'm sure that's the only reason that Trump's legal team don't want him to meet with Mueller, he's completely incapable of not lying

@natalie@masto.ninja does that mean that normal music can be considered nightcore remixes of vapourwave?

@andrew ISO3103 is bullshit, you don't ever put the milk in first and they should be ashamed of themselves for suggesting it