Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

at this point any time someone says anything about a "gritty reboot" of something I imagine Gritty playing the lead role

@bunnylyn COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE GIRLS MOO

@scoots huh, we painted the living room wall pretty much that colour a couple of weeks ago, turns out we're bang on trend

this isn't just a non-sequitur, aldi has had christmas adverts featuring mildly anthropomorphised carrots for the past couple of years

what's christmassy about a carrot? no idea, but that's what they're running with

@trashyfins@chomp.life hai!

capitalism is a carrot appearing in tv adverts to sell you other carrots

@maple *octo-hugs*

@sydneyfalk ah yeah, that can be a problem

I think in the documentation it says that to fix it you need to wait until the next blue moon and sacrifice half a dozen rubber chickens to the dread god azathoth

@xenon that as well would probably be a good idea

This instance of less than 500 total accounts has 4 moderators/admins

mastodon.social, an instance with a metric fucktonne of users has, effectively, 1 moderator

gargamon hire more moderators over there

@gaygoyle@snouts.online kinda based on instance but on almost all instances anything lewd should be under a CW tag

@kole_onceler_birthing wait, since when did we have offices?

@scoots @CM_noelle also a medal

and a fucking parade in her honour

@minego Brother, monochrome, laser

I've got an MFC-L2700DW that's been serving me well, discontinued now unfortunately

@minego *gestures all around*

EVERYWHERE

I've had a couple of the new tumblr people ask me (paraphrased) "hi, where's the porn?"

These weren't people who were on computerfairi.es, these were on .social

Which means, of all the people on the entire fediverse, they chose me specifically to ask where the porn was

I have no idea how to feel about this

Thing I really want: a xenomorph(from the alien films)-themed cuckoo clock

xenomorph head mounted to the wall, every hour on the hour the jaw opens and the little inner jaw comes out with a "cuckoo cuckoo" sound