Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

people who shit on otherkin can get trebucheted along with the terfs

@maple sneaky resistors hiding away in the cable

Making working things out of non-working things you've got around is:

A) cheaper
B) more eco-friendly
C) more fun
D) occasionally a lot more convenient

@maple YAY HOT GLUE!

@frinkeldoodle @audrey hi raccoon friend! you're valid as heck!

@maple well, partial success at least!

@noelle I've got a pet peeve with that song

In Ethiopia, the country they were fundraising for, christmas is on the 7th of January

So no, they're fully aware that it isn't christmas, that's in a fortnight

seriously how much better would the Nolan Batman films be if Gritty was Batman?

@garbados just an hour and a half of Gritty swinging from building to building and beating up fascists

I really want this film

at this point any time someone says anything about a "gritty reboot" of something I imagine Gritty playing the lead role

@bunnylyn COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE GIRLS MOO

@scoots huh, we painted the living room wall pretty much that colour a couple of weeks ago, turns out we're bang on trend

this isn't just a non-sequitur, aldi has had christmas adverts featuring mildly anthropomorphised carrots for the past couple of years

what's christmassy about a carrot? no idea, but that's what they're running with

@trashyfins@chomp.life hai!

capitalism is a carrot appearing in tv adverts to sell you other carrots

@maple *octo-hugs*

@sydneyfalk ah yeah, that can be a problem

I think in the documentation it says that to fix it you need to wait until the next blue moon and sacrifice half a dozen rubber chickens to the dread god azathoth

@xenon that as well would probably be a good idea

This instance of less than 500 total accounts has 4 moderators/admins

mastodon.social, an instance with a metric fucktonne of users has, effectively, 1 moderator

gargamon hire more moderators over there