Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@stellarstag@snouts.online not quite as much as hanging a giant gay pride flag on the side of the building, but yes

@natalie@masto.ninja keysmash a bunch on a real keyboard, make a note of key frequency, then write an app that generates a string of random characters weighted by the key frequency!

ARBITRARILY LONG KEYSMASH!

@jk I think that's just called "paper"

computerfairi.es: Now GLORP compatible!

@maple GLORP!: it's a product!

@noelle well that sounds like a bad design decision

YOU WANT THE TOOT?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOT!

@maple ooh, shiny

@maple hi!

@graveerie hey there! welcome!

@noelle there are also the Erdös-Bacon number, which is the sum of someone's Erdös and Bacon numbers

The lowest Erdös-Bacon number is 3, Daniel Kleitman co-published with Erdös and was in Good Will Hunting with Minnie Driver giving him a Bacon number of 2

"Shop small with American Express"

as if any shops in the UK take amex, let alone the small shops

@V also definitely don't pick up a 1284X key which is keyed alike for most crown vics (as used by the US police)

@gazelle think we might have got off on the wrong foot, I meant it as a daft "ooh, how about that but moreso!" rather than any serious "do this", I'm sorry if it came off as that

@gazelle but you could get a whole mugful of that delicious tea flavoured honey!

@gazelle why not mix tea into your honey for more of that?

The first thought in my head any time I see a "CAUTION: HEAVY PLANT CROSSING" sign is still "fuck! triffids!" and I think it always will be

@masklayer bit of metal in the middle that's formed into a spiral, wants to curl up

when you flatten it out you do so by bending it in the perpendicular direction to it stays flat because of gaussian curvature

managed to get about half way through with hand tools until I went "fuck it" and cracked out the 'leccy stuff

the bowl bit of the spoon is a pain in the arse to do with nothing resembling the proper tools so that's a bit shallow but otherwise it worked out okay for the first thing I've ever carved

octopus made a spoon